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January 31, 2006
Where Can I Get One of These Hats Pt. II
Apparently someone in Isreal has picked up on the idea and got some of the Hamas Election Victory caps, you can even get a scarf.
Just look at this quick search for hamas on ebay:
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?query=hamas
and they have bids!
Posted by akijikan at 6:03 PM | TrackBack
January 26, 2006
Where can I get one of these hats?
Hamas won a big election and they all put on green caps and dance in the streets.
I'm no terrorist, but I want a hat.
And I already checked..."it" can't be found on eBay.
Posted by akijikan at 7:28 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack
January 21, 2006
Bruce Pearl - Coach of the Year!
Billy Donovan brings his best Florida crew in years to Knoxville, TN and they are beat by first year coach Bruce Pearl's Vols for their first loss of the season.
Think about it. Pearl takes virtually the same players as last year who went 14-17 and turns them into a 12-3 team with two wins against top 10 opponents.
I think if he finishes the season with more than 20 wins then he deserves coach of the year. The man obviously possesses something that is unique in his ability to make something out of nothing.
Just think where Tennessee will be once he is able to recruit his own players.
Posted by akijikan at 10:41 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack
January 4, 2006
Chuck Norris Joke Contest
I'm sure by now, most of you are familiar with the facts that have spread across the internet reguarding Chuck Norris.
Hilarious. But I've run into a problem, seems like whenever I search the net for Chuck Norris jokes (I mean facts Mr. Norris, please don't roundhouse kick me!) I keep running across the same ones over and over. Nothing new in the Chuck Norris department.
That's why I'm hosting a Chuck Norris joke contest!
The winner doesn't get anything, just the enjoyment of everyone else's new jokes.
Comment (or post in your blog and trackback) with your contribution. All comment enties will be edited into this post.
Let me start us off with a few.
- Chuck Norris doesn't carry a laptop. Instead, he roundhouse kicked a geek into his back pocket that tells him whatever he doesn't know (which is nothing).
- Chuck Norris doesn't need shelter, he just roundhouse kicks all the rain, sleet, snow and cold away.
- Steven Segal wasn't born, he was a leg Chuck Norris had amputated before growing a new leg.
- Chuck Norris doesn't get dressed, he simple stares his clothes down til the get on him.
- Chuck Norris' testicles didn't drop, he roundhouse kicked them til he had a full beard, and he didn't even feel a thing.
That's all for now...I'll come up with some more to share though.
Update: Original Jokes only please...I thought that was clear...
Update (2/6/06): A lot of good entires...also a lot of un-original entires. Please people, I know how to google, and all I have to do is google your joke and it'll show up other places if it isn't original. I think I'll close this contest in about a month, after which the contest will be closed and winners selected. You'll still be able to post jokes...just not for the contest. Keep 'em coming.
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