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May 30, 2006

I can't even operate a toaster

What a ditz I am.

I put pop-tarts in and go away for a sec.

Comeback and there's a fire a-spwanin' in the toaster

then I was running around like an idiot looking for our little kitchen fire extinguisher while my brother using his noggin unplugs the toaster and wets a towel and wrings it out over the flames...

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May 16, 2006

overheardinchattanooga.com is live

You can thank Robert "Robot" Parker for bringing the "overheard in" internet phenmenon to the Scenic City. It's a little empty as you'd probably notice, so make some contributions:

http://www.overheardinchattanooga.com

If you don't know WTF I'm talking about, check out http://www.overheardinnewyork.com for the original idea. Keep your ears peeled in the city!

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May 15, 2006

Artists: Join the Post-Pual Newmanism Movement

What am I talking about? See here.

In my attempt to take something way too seriously I offer this contribution:

Copyright 2006, [[REDACTED]]

It's my first, but not my last. I plan to reach out in a non-digital medium with my next attempt.

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